I do spend time in Puerto Vallarta...

I've been traveling to the world of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, for several years, basking in the sun, the culture, the artistic inspiration. Bebo vodka naranja, como muchos camarones, y practico mi espanol con las mujeres. I like the kids, too, the beach vendors, the burgeoning capitalists. I have always wondered why we norteamericanos treat our southern neighbors with such disrespect.